Your call is not important to us
If we cared about your call
we would have hired a person to answer the phone.
But we don’t care…
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Balance
I can’t get
my ceiling fixed;
I don’t have time
to do my laundry… -
The zed poem
There are so many zeds in his life it’s zany.
He is using a zoom lens
when he happens to zoom in on a woman
who is zestfully unzipping her zipper from its zenith… -
Back from Jamaica
I just got back from Jamaica.
There it’s hot and sunny — here it’s cold and icy.
Last night,
I walked in the sand… -
Wal-Mart death
By dawn on Nov. 28, 2008,
the day after American Thanksgiving,
there were 2,000 shoppers outside the Wal-Mart
in Valley Stream, Long Island…. -
Where was James Bond born?
In a gazebo in Jamaica, Ian Fleming wrote the James Bond books.
He’d start his day by taking the 36 steps down the cliff to his beach…. -
The Nonymous Poems
Everyone feels
hurt
and lonely
and lost.
You’re not the only one… -
Cheeseburger yourself
You’re going to cheeseburger yourself to death.
You’re going to French fry until you die.
Some salad would be your salvation…
