
You’re going to cheeseburger yourself to death.
You’re going to French fry until you die.
Some salad would be your salvation.
But gravy will be the gravel you throw on your grave.

You’re going to cheeseburger yourself to death.
You’re going to French fry until you die.
Some salad would be your salvation.
But gravy will be the gravel you throw on your grave.
Everyone feels
hurt
and lonely
and lost.
You’re not the only one…
I just got back from Jamaica.
There it’s hot and sunny — here it’s cold and icy.
Last night,
I walked in the sand…
I can’t get
my ceiling fixed;
I don’t have time
to do my laundry…
By dawn on Nov. 28, 2008,
the day after American Thanksgiving,
there were 2,000 shoppers outside the Wal-Mart
in Valley Stream, Long Island….
If we cared about your call
we would have hired a person to answer the phone.
But we don’t care…
In a gazebo in Jamaica, Ian Fleming wrote the James Bond books.
He’d start his day by taking the 36 steps down the cliff to his beach….